Being in my head alone is one thing, but being in my head while traveling is a whole other ballpark. Here are some noteworthy gems as I travel across the country once again. Enjoy.
That’s so clutch
Men in skinny jeans
Men in peg rolled skinny jeans
Paying for luggage vs the asshole who checks his bag at the gate
People who look like other people
Cool guys and cop stashes
Noticing trends in the guys I’m attracted to
Realizing I’m not noticeable
Thinking about the fact that men touch themselves when going to the bathroom
People who need my BeautiControl
FB memes that bug me: This year for Christmas I want my friends and family to be happy and healthy. Like and share if you agree
When the airplane cabin fills with jet fuel fumes…
Men with delicate fingers
What are all these people listening to with their headphones on?
Did the girl in front of me just have a seizure?
Girls who scratch the snatch in public
You never see any bugs on airplanes
Ever notice how the first class seats are always full? Are you telling me that there are people willing to pay the higher price for every first class seat on every plane? What is the percentage of free up grades? Is the frumpy girl in her spandex and fuzzy uggs a a rich kid, a free upgrade, or a wealthy person who totally looks like a middle class college student?
Butt dancing on an airplane and fighting the urge to totally bust a move
Watching strangers connect
Reminders of Super Crush
Passengers on the plane: are they going home? Are they going someplace new? Is CA just a connecting stop or a final destination?